By Umair Haque
There’s
probably nothing, and I mean nothing, more bizarre, foolish, and inane
in all the world today than American political discourse. A set
of pundits — 100% white elites, of course — who can barely handle
discussing college level American style liberalism versus conservatism
suddenly find themselves having to do justice to socialism, Marxism,
fascism, Nazism, authoritarianism, kleptocracy, and more. They’re so
badly out of their depth it’d be a little like asking Tucker Carlson to
defend a PhD thesis on the Hegelian dialectics of fake news. The result
is a discourse full of every kind of egregious, sophomoric, half-witted,
brain-dead straw-man, fallacy, error, and just downright ignorance
known to humankind.
Let’s
clear some of that up, shall we? I’m going to start simple, and build
up slowly to what I think are three crucial points — that nobody,
really, in American discourse seems the slightest bit aware of,
concerned with, or even able to understand. So skip ahead if you want
the good stuff.
Nobody’s bringing full socialism anywhere, especially America.
Nobody — except maybe fringe leftists — is discussing 100% state
ownership and central planning. Yet, just the other day, I read three
articles arguing vehemently against just such a flaming straw man (all
by panicked white dudes). Relax, Tucker. No one’s coming to communalize
your Ford F-150.
“Socialism” doesn’t mean everything in the economy is socialized.
In the same way as when I say “capitalism”, it doesn’t mean “every
single thing in the economy or society is privately owned, run for
profit, and capitalized by joint-stock companies, right down to
people” — just that some things are — so “socialism” doesn’t mean what
Americans equate it to: every last thing being state owned and centrally
planned. Americans have forgotten that the 100% part is
“totalitarianism”. There are many kinds of economies that are part
socialism, part capitalism, and part neither. “Socialism” doesn’t even
mean “some central planning and state ownership”, really. How can that
be?
“State
ownership” and “central planning” are ideas from 1950s economics, my
friends — and anyone that still uses them is still fighting a Cold War
that both American and Russia ended up losing. You should ask
them what century it is now. What do you think every corporation in the
world does? Central planning. Who do you think owns things that are
owned by “the state”? In a democracy, you do. So these terms — which
were created in the Cold War era — hide more than they reveal and
illuminate. The idea that markets will ever exist without “central
planning” is impossible, pure fiction. As is the idea that everything in
a democracy can ever be purely “privately” owned — from parks to
hospitals to schools. These stone age ideas are keeping Americans in the
dark.
21st
century “socialism” is made of genuinely democratic mechanisms of
governance, ownership, and purpose, which are far more sophisticated,
flexible, and innovative than capitalism’s by now — it’s not the
Politburo, and this isn’t 1962. “Socialism” today looks
like this: public goods like healthcare, education, and media are often
best structured as corporations which are publicly owned by communities,
not “shareholders”, which maximize real human benefits, not just
“financial profits” — whose boards consist not just of “owners”, which
end up being hedge fund managers, mostly, but living members of the
communities they serve. The NHS is set up as a series of interlinked
trusts. Who owns them? Communities do, under a type of public corporate
ownership. If you don’t think your HMO “plans”, just as the NHS does,
you’re living in fantasyland. The difference is that your HMO plans for
its bottom line, and couldn’t care less whether or not you live or
die — but the NHS plans to transform people’s health, and its board
members, who aren’t just tuned-out corporate exeuctives ordering another
yacht on their iPhones, but people from all walks of life, govern it.
In the same way, in Germany, union members sit on company boards. The
examples are endless.
These
are historic ideas and great innovations Europeans have
pioneered — which Americans are totally unaware of. They make up what
American thought all too casually, without often really understanding
it, call “social democracy” — supposing that it’s something from the
1890s, or 1960s. It’s not. It has evolved to become a far more
sophisticated, powerful, flexible, and stable set of institutions and
systems than capitalism, which stopped evolving long ago — more so if,
that is, how well people live is what you care about, not just how rich
corporations get.
Social democracy has created the most successful societies in all of human history, period, full stop. By a very, very long way. With record speed. Whenever
American pundits talk about socialism, they talk about Venezuela. Chill
out, Nixon. Nobody’s suggesting America turn into Venezuela. Instead,
something more like, say Spain. Until 1975, Spain was a broken
country — a military dictatorship. Today, it’s more vastly successful
than America in every conceivable way, at least for human beings.
Spaniards live five years longer,
they’re happier, they’re not suicidally depressed, they have better
relationships, they have more leisure time, their incomes haven’t
flatlined for decades, they retire in peace, and generally, all that
makes them pretty chilled out, content, warm, kind people. Do you see
what a remarkable, stunning achievement that is in just forty years? That’s not even a single human lifetime. History’s never really seen anything like the power of social democracy.
Social
democracy is the most powerful, stable, and efficient engine of human
progress we know of. Much, much more so than capitalism. It’s like cold fusion compared to an internal combustion engine.
America? Life is going backwards — at record speed. Life expectancy
falling by a year — every year. Middle class imploding. Young people who
can’t afford to have families, kids, homes. Old people living in their
cars and working at Walmart. If you buy the line that “capitalism’s the
greatest engine of progress we know of!”, at this point, my friend,
grin, because you are a fool. The grim reality of modern day America is
vivid proof that it’s more like a decrepit, smoke-belching engine that
regularly catches fire, and when it does, it burns the whole
neighborhood down.
(No,
the world didn’t rise because of “capitalism” — don’t be ridiculous.
The world rose because the World Bank and UN among other international
bodies — socialism! — deliberately targeted reductions in poverty,
mortality, and so forth, and achieved them, by investing in things like
schools, hospitals, vaccination, pipes, and sewers. Not by building
Walmarts.)
Scandinavia.
Canada. Europe. Social democracy, wherever it’s been tried, in mature
societies, has been not just a stunning success — but history’s greatest
socioeconomic success, ever, period, almost overnight. It’s something
as transformative as the discovery of antibiotics — but multiplied by
orders of magnitude. American pundits can’t bear to talk about it,
probably because their bloated, swollen egos would go “pop!”, and so
would their paychecks. Yet the simple fact is this. People live the
longest, happiest, richest, safest lives they have ever lived, period, full stop, in the history of the world, under social democracy. By a long, long way.
And
that’s in just a few decades. It has a great deal to do with social
democracy synthesizing the best of both capitalism and socialism, but
this essay’s too long by now. Unfortunately for Europeans, America’s
main exports now are hate, ignorance, and spite, so many Europeans are
buying into American myths that backwards is better. It’s not. Let me
put that to you another way.
We have the formula for human prosperity. America just doesn’t want to apply it. I
won’t say that Americans are dumb — but they’re sure not being very
smart. If you had, before you, something like the magic formula that
societies had been looking for centuries — wouldn’t you use it?
Not Americans. Oh no. Anything but that. After all, then the most
exceptional and special and wonderful country in all the world would
have to admit…maybe it wasn’t. Maybe it never needed to be, at all.
Maybe no one does. Just a place of humility, empathy, courage, grace,
and truth. All the qualities of adulthood. Am I being mean? Oh no, Umair
called us names. Sorry guys. Time to grow up.
What’s
America really doing these days? It’s busy not learning a thing from
history, the world, or reality. Which, at this point, seems to about all
it’s capable of. But I guess that part’s up to you.
Umair
August 2018
August 2018
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